tri mash; boil potatoes, sweet potatoe and butternut squash, mash with butter and season.
sausage; get posh ones from a butcher.
mushroom; stuff a Portobello mushroom with Stilton and grill.
veg; chop red onion, red peppers, butternut squash, sweet potatoes, parsnip and carrot then season and toss in a light coating of oil and sugar.
gravy; ah bisto combined with lime juice and some fine red wine.
Serve together and get ready for a whole lotta praise.